If you give a mom some moscato........

If you give a mom some Moscato, she will probably ask for some chocolate to go with it. 
When you give her some chocolate, her children will probably ask for some too. 
When she gives her children a piece of chocolate, they will want a glass of milk to wash it down. 
When she gives the kids the milk , they will probably spill it on the floor. 
As she wipes up the spill , she will notice the floor really needs mopped. 
When she is ready to mop the floor, she will have to do the dishes in the sink.
When she is done with the dishes, she needs to sweep the floor.
When she is done sweeping, she will be ready to mop. 
While the floor is drying she will see a scrap of fabric under the table, which will remind her that she really needs to sort her fabric.
When she is done sorting, she will be in the mood to finish that unfinished project on her table.
When she is done with her project, she will be ready for a snack.
When she is done with her snack she will really want some Moscato, when you give it to her, she will probably want some chocolate to go with it.